Q. In real life, are you male or female? (Answer!)
A. Yes, and I have a microphone
Q. What are your favorite tabletop (RPG, board, miniatures, etc.) games? (Answer!)
A. Warhammer, Warhammer 40k are my fave miniatures. Risk and Risk 2022 are awesome. I used to play Dungeons & Dragons.
Q. If you could meet any game developer, who would it be? (Answer!)
A. Will Wright, the mad genus behind the Sims and Spore. The man is a genius. I would also like to meet Peter Molyneux. He's the man responsible for my fascination with god games.
Q. If you could bring any book, movie or comic to life in a game, which would you choose? (Answer!)
A. George R.R. Martin's A Song of Fire and Ice series. If you haven't read it, go read it. It is the absolute best series I've ever read, even better than (DARE I SAY IT?) Lord of the Rings. There. I said it.
Q. How many hours a week do you play? (Answer!)
Q. What are your most memorable achievements in a game? (Answer!)
A. Beating Psychonauts was awesome. So was getting every soul in Aria of Sorrow, my favorite Castlevania. I dunno. Beating Super Mario World multiple times.
Q. When you are not playing games, what do you do for fun? (Answer!)
A. I surf the internet, smoke, chill with my friends, talk on the phone, and occasionally indulge in a beer. Normal guy stuff. I also love curling up with a good book.
Q. What are your thoughts on player-made mods/addons for games? (Answer!)
A. I think they're fantastic, despite the deluge of boobie mods and such. Creative, talented people can do so much with a game, it's amazing.
Q. What are the proper uses of tank guns and bubblegum? (Answer!)
A. To kick ass and to chew, respectively. And pray you don't run out of the latter.
Q. What is your first computer or video gaming memory? (Answer!)
A. Playing Pacman and Frogger on an Atari. While in diapers. No school like the old school, baby.
Q. What do you love or hate about PVP? (Answer!)
A. I love the competition and the challenge. No matter what, someone out there has a strategy you haven't thought of, and they will use it against you. The adrenaline rush is amazing during PvP, also. I just hate the asshats.
Q. Other than your console or PC, what is the piece of hardware you can't live without? (Answer!)
A. My MP3 player. It's so handy on airplanes.
Q. Do your quiz results on GamerDNA reflect your personality, and if not, what did it get wrong? (Answer!)
A. I thought they were fairly accurate.
Q. What is a feature you would like added to GamerDNA? (Answer!)
A. I dunno. This site is pretty nice as it is.
Q. What experience do you have beta-testing games? (Answer!)
A. None, though I'm hoping to beta test Warhammer Online.
Q. What is the most memorable flamewar you can remember? (Answer!)
A. When two morons got in an argument over whether Madonna was hotter than someone else. It was fairly ridiculous.
Q. When do you play, including timezone? (Answer!)
Q. Where did you get your gaming names from? (Answer!)
A. Some are Latin. Others are characters from stories I've written. Luminouscow comes from the naminator, and I've been using it for about seven years now.
Q. What music do you like to play games to? (Answer!)
A. Typically, metal and rock work well. Sometimes, though, softer stuff is needed.
Q. What are the specs on your gaming rig? (Answer!)
A. Athlon X2 4600+, 2 gigs RAM, Geforce 7950 GT KO 512 MB
Q. Do you feel relationships within games are meaningful? (Answer!)
A. Absolutely. You can make great friends online, and the natural prejudice of sight never comes into the equation unless you're comfortable enough with each other to share pics.
A. This is a stupid question.
Q. If you made your own game, what would it be like? (Answer!)
A. Awesome. lol. I dunno. I honestly thought something like Spore years ago, but the mighty Will Wright beat me to it.
Q. What sort of tools (calculators, builders, spreadsheets, etc.) do you use to plan your characters? (Answer!)
A. I use online talent builders, and go from there.
Q. Are you interested in working within the game industry? (Answer!)
A. No. I like to play them.
Q. How do you feel about selling virtual items for real money? (Do NOT advertise RMT services!) (Answer!)
A. I think it's fine, as long as it's not overdone, or it doesn't provide an unbeatable advantage to the person with money.
Q. How do you feel about playing characters of the opposite sex? (Answer!)
A. Whatever floats your boat. I've been known to do it, and see no problem with it.
Q. What is the most overlooked or misunderstood game? (Answer!)
A. Psychonauts or Earth Defense Force 2017.
Q. Have you ever had a romantic encounter with someone you met in a game? (Answer!)
Q. What question would you add to the Attitudes system? (Answer!)
A. Why are there useless questions?
Q. Have you ever had a memorable real-life meeting with other gamers? (Answer!)
Q. If you could cancel any online game, which would it be? (Answer!)
A. World of Warcraft. Or Shadowbane.
Q. What do your characters and avatars usually look like? (Answer!)
A. They each vary greatly.
Q. What are your thoughts on roleplaying in games? (Answer!)
A. I love it, and plan to RP extensively in WAR.
Q. Why do you join guilds or clans? (Answer!)
A. To have people to chat and play with.
Q. Beside GamerDNA, what are your favorite websites? (Answer!)
A. Only-WAR, FARK, Something Awful forums, and many web comics.
Q. What sort of players annoy you the most? (Answer!)
A. The college frat boys. The hardcore raider. The knowitall.
Luminous Cow
Luminouscow13
City of Heroes (PC)
Phantasy Star Online (DC)
Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning (PC)
World of Warcraft (PC-MAC)
